Following today’s violence instigated by
various white nationalists, neo-Nazi and KKK groups in Charlottesville,
Virginia, President Trump was quick to denounce the violence in no uncertain,
unequivocal terms.
Trump: “I condemn the hatred and bigotry that
comes from many side. From many sides. MANY SIDES! It’s not just the sides that
support me and that I give a wink and an approving nod to.”
Hatred and bigotry from many sides? When is
the last time Black Lives Matters turned a water cannon on a burning cross at a
KKK Rally? Well, wait there was that one incident that the Fake News didn’t
report.
Somewhere in a city park in Deplorableville…
KKK Kaye: “We was just peacefully burning a
cross at our rally, when out of nowhere, a bunch of Black Lives Matter
terrorists stormed our camp and turned a water cannon on our burning cross and
put it out. We all got soaking wet, which was a shock to our bodies since many
of us only bathe on a seasonal basis. We lit up another cross to dry our
clothes and cook some road kill.”
KKK Kenny: “I got dibs on the squirrel jerky.”
At the news conference, the following day…
Trump: “The recent terrorist attack on my great
friends…uh, I mean…those peaceful KKK citizens exercising their First Amendment
Rights was horrible. Most of you probably don’t know but it was a Burning Cross
that spoke directly to Moses on Mt. Cyanide. That, I can tell you.”
NY Times Reporter: “Uh, excuse me, Mr.
President it’s Mt. Sinai and it was a Burning Bush.”
Trump: “A Burning Bush? You mean to tell me
George W. Bush had the clap?”
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