Thursday, August 10, 2017

Eddie Haskell Calling Eliot Ness


Political Junkie scooped the failing New York Times, the fake Washington Post and the slanted CNN, by acquiring the telephone transcript of Trump’s “make nice” phone call to Robert Mueller. It was basically Eddie Haskell (Trump) trying to pump smoke up Eliot Ness’s slacks (Mueller) to get him to lighten up on his investigation of all things Trump and Russia.

RING! RING! RING!

Trump: “Hi, Bobby. Just wanted to let you know I appreciate all the magnificent work you and your army of high-priced lawyers are doing on this investigation. The world has never seen anything like it before. That I can tell you.”

Mueller: “Who is this?”

Trump: “It’s me, the leader of free world.”

Mueller: “Oh, Chancellor Merkel. I didn’t recognize your voice.”

Trump: “No, it’s President Trump. Just calling to give you a small, orange, thumbs up on your investigation.,”

Mueller: “Thanks. We’re all having a good time. I love the small of probable cause and a court sanctioned search warrant in the morning.””

Trump: “You play golf, Bobby? I own a few fantastic golf courses. We should play.”

Mueller: “No thanks. That would be unethical.”

Trump: “Really? Listen, I’m like totally innocent here. Okay, sure, I pissed on a few Russian hookers. Who hasn’t? It’s done all the time. They consider it an insult if you don’t.

Mueller: “Uh huh.”

Trump: “I mean, Bill Clinton not only pissed on Russian hookers, he fucked them at the same time Hillary was making tons of money giving speeches to the commie politburo in Moscow. You might want to investigate that. But, you know, it’s up to you.”

Mueller: “Uh huh.”

Trump: “You like young girls, Bobby? I can get you backstage at the next Miss Teen USA Pageant while the girls are half-naked and getting dressed. I do it all the time. They consider it an insult if you don’t.”

Mueller: “Definitely not. That would be wrong.”

Trump: “You know best, Bobby. Do what you think is right.”

Mueller: “You can count on it.”

Trump: “I’m sure you know Hillary sold all our uranium to the Russians and Obama wire-tapped my office in Trump Tower. Should you be considering that?”

Mueller: “Both those assertions have no basis in fact.”

Trump: “How about young boys? You like young boys, Bobby? I can arrange a private hot tub date with you and Jared Kushner. It’s up to you.”

CLICK!

Trump: “Hello! You still there, Bob?”




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