Political Junkie scooped the failing
New York Times, the fake Washington Post and
the slanted CNN, by acquiring the telephone
transcript of Trump’s “make nice” phone call to Robert Mueller. It was
basically Eddie Haskell (Trump) trying to pump smoke up Eliot Ness’s slacks
(Mueller) to get him to lighten up on his investigation of all things Trump and
Russia.
RING! RING! RING!
Trump:
“Hi, Bobby. Just wanted to let you know I appreciate all the magnificent work
you and your army of high-priced lawyers are doing on this investigation. The
world has never seen anything like it before. That I can tell you.”
Mueller:
“Who is this?”
Trump:
“It’s me, the leader of free world.”
Mueller:
“Oh, Chancellor Merkel. I didn’t recognize your voice.”
Trump:
“No, it’s President Trump. Just calling to give you a small, orange, thumbs up
on your investigation.,”
Mueller:
“Thanks. We’re all having a good time. I love the small of probable cause and a
court sanctioned search warrant in the morning.””
Trump:
“You play golf, Bobby? I own a few fantastic golf courses. We should play.”
Mueller:
“No thanks. That would be unethical.”
Trump:
“Really? Listen, I’m like totally innocent here. Okay, sure, I pissed on a few
Russian hookers. Who hasn’t? It’s done all the time. They consider it an insult
if you don’t.
Mueller:
“Uh huh.”
Trump:
“I mean, Bill Clinton not only pissed on Russian hookers, he fucked them at the
same time Hillary was making tons of money giving speeches to the commie politburo
in Moscow. You might want to investigate that. But, you know, it’s up to you.”
Mueller:
“Uh huh.”
Trump:
“You like young girls, Bobby? I can get you backstage at the next Miss Teen USA
Pageant while the girls are half-naked and getting dressed. I do it all the
time. They consider it an insult if you don’t.”
Mueller:
“Definitely not. That would be wrong.”
Trump:
“You know best, Bobby. Do what you think is right.”
Mueller:
“You can count on it.”
Trump:
“I’m sure you know Hillary sold all our uranium to the Russians and Obama
wire-tapped my office in Trump Tower. Should you be considering that?”
Mueller:
“Both those assertions have no basis in fact.”
Trump:
“How about young boys? You like young boys, Bobby? I can arrange a private hot
tub date with you and Jared Kushner. It’s up to you.”
CLICK!
Trump:
“Hello! You still there, Bob?”
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