Steve Bannon is on the phone with Alex Jones.
Bannon: “Are you sure, Alex?”
Jones: “I’m sure. I have this intel on good, reliable authority. You
need to tell the president right now.”
Bannon rushes out to the golf course. He hops in a golf cart and races
out to the 13th green as the president is getting ready to tee off.
Bannon: “Mr. President! I have important breaking news.”
Trump: “Is this fake news, Steve? I don’t need fake news right now. I’m
12 over par and this is a tough par 5 I’m looking at.”
Bannon: “Sir, I just received intel from Alex Jones that Chick Corea is
planning a massive, nuclear jazz fusion musical attack on our soil.”
Trump: “We gotta get tough with those goddam jazz pianists.”
Bannon: “You’re right, sir. What will be our response?”
Trump: “Gotta get tough. Corea will be met with Earth, Wind and Fire and
a Tower of Power the likes of which he’s never heard before. Lots of brass and
falsetto harmonies. He’ll never know what hit him.”
Bannon: “You need me to fix your score card, sir?”
Trump: Yeah, knock off about 25 strokes.”
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