Friday, May 29, 2020

Next Question

Where to you think Trump will come down on this cop who murdered George Floyd?

Black Female Reporter: “Mr. President, the video clearly shows the policeman had his knee on the back of Mr. Floyd’s neck with his full weight behind it. What does that indicate to you?”

Trump: “Why don’t you go back to Africa and ask someone there?”

BFR: “I was born in Mississippi!”

Trump: “Yeah, go back to your shithole country of Mississippi.”

BFR: “This cop obviously murdered Mr. Floyd. Don’t you agree?”

Trump: “No. Lots of people are saying this Floyd person was an avid fisherman and this nice police officer was just helping him find earthworms.”

BFR: “By kneeing his face into the dirt?”

Trump: “well, earthworms don’t grow on trees. You gotta get down, put your face on the ground and look hard.”

BFR: “Mr. Floyd said several times he could not breathe.”

Trump: “Listen, Brown Sugar, you are very rude. Everyone knows you must take a deep breath before you put your face in the ground to look for earthworms. This Floyd guy was just careless.”

BFR: “That’s the most ridiculous…”

Trump: “Enough, enough. Next question.”

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