The Sarcasm Walk Back

Will “sarcasm”, as employed by The Incredible Hoax president, in his lame ass attempt to walk back his stupid inject disinfectants and UV ray treatment, be the new Get Out of Jail Free Card for his male MAGA Maggots?

Two young lovers, Bill, and Coo are sharing an intimate moment on Coo’s front porch swing.

Bill” “Wow, I’ve never done it on a front porch swing.”

Coo: “Yes, it was very romantic. I love you, Bill.”

Bill hesitates momentarily. He pulls up his pants and clumsily and hastily puts on his t-shirt. He slips his feet in the wrong shoes. Notices his error and does not bother switching them and quickly ties his shoelaces. He stands up, dons his MAGA cap in a jaunty manner and faces Coo.

Coo (swooning): “Oh, Bill. When you don your MAGA cap in that jaunty manner, you look just like Bogey in The Maltese…”

Bill (abruptly) “Coo! Listen, I…I…I love you too. I want to spend the rest of my life with you right here on this front porch. Just with you, darling. Forever.”

Three weeks later, Bill is nowhere to be found. Coo finally reaches him on the phone.

Coo: “Bill! Where are you? I thought you loved me. You said you wanted to spend eternity with me here on the front porch…you know, (Coo lowers her voice and whispers softly) you know, uh…swinging.”

Bill: “That was just a sarcastic question directed at your cats napping on the porch. I was just being sarcastic. I think your cats understood that, Coo. Okay, thank you very much.”

 

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