Did our Fake Pres say last night, at a
rally, that he is the most presidential holder of the office since the late,
great Lincoln?
Really?
More presidential than Pierce, Polk,
Harding, Arthur, Harrison (not George or Ford, the other one), Hoover, Coolidge
or Buchanan (James, not Pat or Buck), more presidential than these luminaries
whose visages didn’t make it on any U.S. legal tender, not not even Monopoly
money?
Trump is obviously becoming almost as
presidential, in size, as Howard Taft. Poor chubby Taft didn’t have a golf cart
to get around in. He had to be carted around in a wheel barrow.
Looks like what little rights the
transgender community gained under Obama are being undone via presidential
tweet fiat by Trump. Transgenders will not be allowed to serve in the military.
This is going to have a devastating
effect on transgender kids. I’m writing a children’s book designed to
raise the self-esteem of transgender children titled; The Little Tran That Could.
The book will highlight transgender
kids who have grown up and succeeded in various fields of endeavor: teacher,
lawyer, scientist, bullfighter and tran conductor.
There will also be a detailed profile
of our first transgender president, Jared Kushner.
Trump:
“Look, I love the BLT Q-tip community. I watch re-runs of ‘Will and Grace’ in
between twitter storms. But my generals have told me we can’t have
trainspotters serving in my military. Apparently, they’re all vegans and we
can’t afford to piss off the beef industry.”
Who’d a thunk getting dumped on by
Trump would raise Lil’ Sess’s popularity poll numbers in the US Senate? He was
never that popular before, but now that he has become a latter day, political
Rosa Parks by refusing to take his seat under the bus, he’s a hit.
Trump: “I
want this little Johnny Reb weasel to recuse his recusal and start getting
after Hillary. I want him to find all the leakers and deport them to Mexico.”
Lil’ Sess:
“This is a dream job for me. I am persecuting Mexican immigrants, suppressing
the vote, imposing stiffer jail time for people of color, putting the financial
squeeze on sanctuary cities and waging a senseless war on drugs. Why would I
want to quit?”
A frustrated Trump walks over to a
huge wall mirror and stares at his reflection.
Trump:
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the greatest of them all?”
Mirror:
“Edgar Buchanan.”
Trump:
“FUCK!”
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